Special Chapter: Pirates and Marines are all alike

And another chapter is finish!!
I know I know this is kinda different..
But This will be my new format of making manga..
Why? its much easy and less drawing..
Well its the same! im just gonna draw the good part and its good to go!!

and if there is a manga maker here.. 
try this format its much easier!
Anyway ENJOY!!!











Kazue: So my first mission will be a tenryuubito's Body guard?

Marine1: Yes sir! This is a order from the Fleet admiral himself!

Kazue: I could never imagine I would be guarding a tenryuubito...

Marine1: Please bear with it sir.. I know tenryuubito is kinda, you know?
so please understand his actions..

Kazue: I understand, I will try my best to understand him...

Marine1: That's the spirit sir!!
  But between you and me, this tenryuubito guy,
  he's actually kinda nice, maybe he is an idiot to realize
  what is wrong or right..
  but as long you trick him for doing right but he knows
  he is doing wrong, it be all okay right?

Kazue: So basically he's head has loose a few screw..

Marine1: actually your kinda right but you should lower
  down your voice sir, He might hear us..

Kazue: I understand.. Would you like go lunch with me?

Marine1: It would be an honor sir!!



Irib: Ahhhh guys!! I want to go to that island..
  I want to buy things there!! like slaves and girls?

Marine2: I-it to dangerous to go there St.Irib sama!!
  That island is pirate haven

Irib: I dont care.. uhmmm.. I got a bodyguard right?
  so lets go!

Marine2: B-but...

Kazue: its fine, set sail to that island

Marine2: right away sir!!!

then St.Irib goes to kazue..


St.Irib: Hello my little bitch!!
  So for what i heard your name is
  Kuso san right?

note: kuso means turd or shit in japanese..


St.Irib: Well i don't know much about the wano kingdom
  but for what I heard, your womans sucks..
  they don't dress very sexy you know..
  Maybe if i go there my sexyness will be the key to your
  wano women will realized to loosen some dress right?
  Why are you soo silence there huh?
  come on say something!!
 
Kazue: I want to cut his testicles and feed it to him!! 
  I want to pull out his eyes off and put it in his ass!!
  I want to cut every finger he has and force feed him!! (on his though)

St.Irib: hey are you listening?


Kazue: I didn't know that you had a cute face St.Irib sama!! (pissed off)


St.Irib: Well i'll be!! finally someone call me cute rather than handsome!!
  I think.. Uhmmm.. well we can be bestest friend right?

Kazue: W-well I.. would love that St.Irib sama!! 
  But where here on the island!!
  how about i'll be your bodyguard for now? (very pissed off)

St.Irib: I guess your right..

after Kazue goes outside of the tenryuubito's room

Marines personel: K-kazue sama!! your so awesome!!!

Marine1: Your so cool!! You manage to control your anger and compliment a tenryuubito!!

Marine2: yeah!! If you become a vice admiral I would like to sign up for you!!

Kazue: Im flattered but I need to do this job..
  I would like you guys to guard the ship while we are gone okay?

Marines: sir yes sir!!

On the island



Bennett: yosh chole a chreasurz mack thash hoscatel orn thirz praise?(You stole a treasure map that is located on this place?)

Zerra: Would you stop eating that bear curry first, before talking!! (angry)

Bennett: this better be the legendary location of the candy kingdom..

note candy kingdom is base on the candy kingdom on adventure time..

Zerra: we got no time for jokes Bennett!!
  we got to get it okay!!

Bennett: And where is this map you speak of?

Zerra: I left it to a friend!
  Don't worry!! She is a professional
  when it comes to tracing a map!!
  And by the way she is Eustass Kid younger sister!!















Bennett: If she is Eustass kid sister..
  I bet She is like Kenshiro right?
 

note: kenshiro is the main character on hokuto no ken




Belleville: Who are you calling Kenshiro burnt popcorn head? (angry)

  
Bennett: Another character that insult my hair...
  every time i met someone..
  in the end someone will insult my hair..

Bellevile: then you should not call someone Kenshiro!!!




Bennett: soo what kind of treasure is this?
  Gol D Roger's dirty magazine, Hentai Hentai no mi, or Enel's Anus golden ring?

Bellevile: even worst!! its a forbidden drug recipe
  than can make a woman become slave of lust!! (angry)


Zerra: if those recipe falls on the wrong hand..
  there will be a over population of Bennett's descendants!! (angry)

Bennett: Hey!! are you assuming that im gonna use it?! is this how you look at me!! (angry)

Zerra: ahhh.. Belleville? should we take him on the treasure hunt?
  I mean you know what kind of devil fruit he has right?

Bellevile: yes.. he's devil fruit is the pervert incarnate


Bennett: that's kinda harsh Zerra chan..
  To think that you make me look so bad on every girls we met,
  Could it be that your getting Tsundere on me now? (grin)

Zerra: Who the hell do you think you are?!
  Don't get to high and mighty just because I kinda like you!! 
  If you are on a dating sim game my route is still at 50%! (angry blushing)

Bellevile: ahhh.. could we resume the treasure hunt?

Bennett: looks like your caught red handed..
  Does that mean your 50% is now getting into 99%? (grin)

 
Bellevile: does that mean you also like Zerra san?


Bennett: You guys should get that treasure right this instant!!
  that recipe is a abomination to all man!! (angry while blushing)

Zerra: Well well well!! Looks like a wild Tsundere appears!! (grin)

Bennett: just go already dammit!! (angry)

Zerra: Lets go Bellevile chan.. I think his route turn out to be 100% after all.. (smiles)

meanwhile somewhere in the town..


Kazue: T-this.. this is a mess!! I forgot to bring my den den mushi!!
  I am on a middle of a hostile pirate town and I have a tenryuubito companion..
  I hope no one notice that I don't have any den den mushi..
  Just calm down Kazue.. In this situation Pirates now their place
  when it comes to tenryuubito...  (in his though)

Note: the guy on background is Cavendish that has a hokuto no ken style..

Irib: ohh look over there!! its a Burn popcorn head man!!

Kazue: St.Irib sama.. Thats to dangerous!!


Irib: hey popcorn head!! you better run because st Irib is here!
  or you want me to turn your hair to something more worse?!


Bennett: Eh? popcorn you say? you are selling popcorn that looks like a head?

Kazue: A-ahh.. St.Irib!! don't come near that guy!!
  He's got a illness called diarrhea!! (sweating)
  
Irib: so this guy poops dirty water right?

Bennett: are you telling me that the water is dirty here?

Kazue: Dammit!! this is Bad!! This guy is The ghost doctor Bennett!!
  He's crimes is rotten to the core when it comes to tenryuubito's! 
  When he finds out I don't have a den den mushi,
  He will surely call other pirates to attack a tenryuubito... (in his though)

Irib: hey! are you def?! I said you had a popcorn hairstyle!

Bennett: are you making fun of my hairstyle, you pubicated hair scum?


Irib: Are you mocking a tenryuubito?

Bennett: its dejavu all over again you retarded scrotum face!!

 

Irib: You dare make fun of a tenryuubito?!


Irib: gahhhhh!!! (in pain)



Kazue: that's enough!! I will not tolerate this action!! Begone if you still want to live!!

Bennett: E-easy there Samurai san! 


Irib: No!! this is my fight!! get back Kazue bro!!


Bennett: looks like the scrotum and the testicles has its own back..

Kazue: s-shut up will you!! (angry)


Irib: I will make you pay for making fun at me you inferior scum!!
Your hair is so messy that the only thing can clean it up is your own mother!!

Kazue: a insult fight? what kind of fight is this anyway?! (in his though)


Bennett: your hair is pubicated that i mistaken you for a walking scrotum..

Kazue: stop with the scrotum face insult!! its creepy!!

Irib: your so poor the only thing you eat is garbage


Bennett: you so poor that you can't even pay attention on your scrotum face!!

Kazue: is there a insult that you got in mind that doesn't have a innuedo on it? (on is though)

Irib: Its seem I lost fair and square.. I guess you had my respect!!

Kazue: respect? he insulted you about your face?!
  how could you respect him?! (in his though)
 
Kazue: okay you had your fun St.Irib..
  I would advice we go back and get out of here as soon as possible..

Irib: Okay.. Could you call on the others, I would like to sit on the chair while carrying me..

Kazue: this stupid ass shit!! (panicking in his though)

Irib: What's the matter? call them..

Kazue: Y-you see St.Irib its better we walk so you can be more handsome and cuter at the same time!! (sweating)

Irib: Is that so?

Kazue: Y-yes!! lets go okay?




Bennett: Mr Marine it seems that your lost..
  would you like a tour guide in pirate paradise?
  because I would like to be your guide and St.Irib there..

Kazue: N-no thank you!! here's fifty thousand belli and just go away!! (sweating)


Bennett: I dont want to blow on your cover MR marine..
  But its really bad to let down a offer that could save your
  lives in the middle of pirate island without a den den mushi.. (grin)


Kazue: He caught me!! (sweating)


Kazue: fine we will take the offer..
  but don't get the wrong idea, just because I accepted it,
  I really left my den den mushi at the ship..


Bennett: So you really don't have any den den mushi!
  Lucky for you that im here!! (grin)

Kazue: okay!! you caught me! so how much for your fee?


Bennett: five hundred million belli.. (smiles)

Kazue: W-what?! is that to much?! (surprised)

Bennett: how much for a St.Irib head and a marine losing his job?

Kazue: this sadistic bastard!! (angry in his though)

Irib: okay!! i'll give you that belli if you tour me around.. (exicited)

Bennett: very well give me the money first.. (smiles)

Irib: Very well..

Irib gave Bennett a check that cost five hundred million...


Kazue: D-dont give him the money St.Irib its a trap!!



Bennett:Hey guys!! Its been a while!!

Garatos: yeah! its been a while Bennett dono!!

Acier: So do you want to smoke a peace pipe again?

Bennett: Im gonna pass for now..

Ink: come with us we got some smokin hot pirates babes in our hide out!!

Acier: I just remember last time he went with us, he's so drunk that
  the girl rape her instead!!
 
Bennett: Come on guys I didn't call you here to let them know our dirty secret!!
  we are here to negotiate..
  You see these two are spy from marejois..


Ink: ohh nice man!! look at the guy! I bet he stole that from a tenryuubito!!

Garatos: high five man!!

Irib: high five!!!

Kazue: T-this treachous bastard!! (in his though)

  
Bennett: how about you guys show Mr.tenryuubito and Mr.Marine a tour to our secret paradise?


Ink: anything for you man!!

Acier: if they are your buddies, they are our buddies!!

Bennett is walking away from them...

Bennett: ohh by the way Kazue right?

Kazue: eh?






















Bennett: Don't worry!! my buddies will take good care of you!

Kazue: that bastard!! He made us a sacrificial lamp!! (in his though)
  there is only one thing to do...


Kazue: G-guys!!! Bennett told me, He wants to go but he is to shy about it!!


Garatos: what did ya just say?!

Ink: Bennett is getting shy?! really?!

Acier: don't be like that man! You are always welcome!!

Bennett: W-wait!!

Kazue looks at Bennett...

Kazue: too can play with that game.. (in his thought)

then Kazue goes to Bennett whisper something on him..

Kazue: if you spill out that he is really a tenryuubito..
  I'll spill out that your carrying a five hundred million belli..

and after that they go to the secret hide out and drink
and have fun.






















Bennett: Fucking hell!!! who cares about that shitty million check!
  Lets just have fun Marine san!!!

Kazue: Yeah!! I don't care what will happen to this shitty tenryuubito anymore!!
  Lets get wasted!!!



So they drink and drink till they passed out,
Morning dawn at port..

Kazue: Im not sure if I want to say this.. But thanks Bennett..

Bennett: for what?

Kazue: for making me realized that even a bad pirate has a good qualities too.. (smiles)

Bennett: Im not sure if its a compliment or not, so thanks anyways..

Bennett leaves the port...

Kazue: Bennett the ghost doctor... he is really something..


then Kazue forgot to buy something to eat at the market,
so he opens his wallet and found a piece of paper..
then Kazue reads the paper with ease...

 
Kazue: dear kazue I just borrowed your 100 million belli pay check..
  So when we crossed path again I will pay the 100 million..

Kazue then destroy the paper..


Kazue: Im gonna kill you Bennett!!! when we crossed path again!!! (angry)


chapter end...

So much Hokuto no ken parody.. So much...